How do humans think?

Last night after school we went to my mum to borrow her underwear! I have never said I wanted to use her panties... Actually I didn't even know she had anything like that. I've seen on TV that there are dogs who sit in a handbag and always wear clothes but I didn't think my mum was one of them.

My mistress got me dressed just before she went to bed but during the night I managed to get undressed. I should have hided those panties better... my mistress found them and I got dressed again. I really don't like it, it feels kinda strange to wear clothes; I'm a DOG for god's sake!

School has begun!

Today my humans took me to school again. This time my brothers and sister weren't there, only some other dogs. I know my brothers and sister take a course about birds but I got to do something else. We went to a walk in the woods and my mistress showed me a place with blood. It also smelled blood round about and I followed my nose until I found a hoof. My humans were very proud of me and I got to carry the hoof I'd found half-way to the car. On the way home my master called his son Rickard to tell him that I'd been capable and he wants to take me to hunt some time. I hardly can wait but my humans say I need to learn more...